tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 29, 2007

Tadpole

A one-nutted penis.

Check out Dustin's tadpole. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by Smokey D November 22, 2003

tadpoleing

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you

My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.

by Shug1 December 24, 2008

Tadpoles

5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes

Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles

...
Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?

by LoverOfHope November 22, 2020

Tadpole

A close friend that one has known for an extended period. Someone that is held dear to the heart. A person who knows a great deal about another.

Hey, Tadpole, what's up?

by allison r. December 1, 2006

Tadpole

A strong person who always threatens to beat you up, but never has the balls to. It's often their fault.

That meathead tadpole has all bark no bite.

by DymondW March 31, 2017

Tadpole

A wooden block that naughty people can sit on.

Ah man, I'm gonna go sit on a tadpole and I don't even care.

by MC Starbucks November 20, 2003