The S H I T S

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.

Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
💀

by Paxso-Africano April 4, 2024

l.i.s.w.a.g.t.h.

life is shitty, we all go to hell

Me: "l.i.s.w.a.g.t.h."

Her: "for fuck sakes stop being a depressed bitch"

by depressed lover May 22, 2020

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020

S.H.I.T

a response to the phrase T.G.I.F. (thanks God its Friday) when it is actually thursday. S.H.I.T. (sorry hon its thursday)

Woman in elevator: *sigh* TGIF
Man in Elevator: S.H.I.T.
Woman looks at him blankly: what did you say?
Man: Sorry Hon its Thursday.

by J.M. Atkins February 9, 2008

S.H.I.T.

An acronym that stands for "Sexual Harassment Investigation Team." Because as we all know, 99% of "sexual harassment" claims these days are, in fact, a crock of shit.

Suzy filed a sexual harassment claim against Bob because he said she looked hot in her new outfit. Sounds like a S.H.I.T. case if you ask me.

by JustAnotherGuy December 28, 2004

s.h.i.t.

A way to crush someones dreams when they think it's friday. Stands for 'Sorry hun, it's Thursday.'

James: Haha, T-G-I-F!
Katie: S-H-I-T...

by Wonderful Aishas July 7, 2005