hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

sheene

Sheene loves someone who also loves her. She's capable of loving someone so much yet everyone she love always leave her hurting. She always care for everyone especially her family, best friends and her special someone. She may be shy sometimes but that's her way of guarding her heart. She's smiling in front of everyone but no one sees she's hurting because she doesn't want anyone to be bother about her problems. Sheene is one of a kind, so if you find one, keep her at all cost.

Like a star from the sky, can be so high but not hard to love. Sheene always shines from high above.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Charlie Sheened

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)

Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!

by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011

Have you seen chef?

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.

Have you seen Chef?

by QuetzTBD December 2, 2016

Seener

A person who sees text messages but doesn't reply or replies usually very late

seener can be defined as annoying feature and it occurs in different social communication applications where is possible to see if the person has seen the message, like for instance in Whatsapp, Facebook and Snapchat.

by everydaylifevine January 28, 2015

seenzoned

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(

Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(

by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013

Sheened

To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.

"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."

by Sharlie Cheen April 10, 2009