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swordfish

Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance
Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!
by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006
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swordfish

a lame movie starring halle berries tits
have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?
by maphive December 17, 2003
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Swordfish

Like a catfish but she is a he
I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.
by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018
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Swordfish

A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.
Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.
by dart board July 6, 2010
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Swordfishing

A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."

Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"

Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"

Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
by saveahoefoundation March 11, 2019
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swordfish

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period
by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006
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swordfish

A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.
'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'
by -Penn December 17, 2009
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