Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance
Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!
by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006

by maphive December 17, 2003

by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018

A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.
by dart board July 6, 2010

A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."
Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"
Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"
Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"
Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"
Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
by saveahoefoundation March 11, 2019

One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period
by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006

'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'
by -Penn December 17, 2009
