sword Share definition Flag a long sharp object used to injure or kill people.....it can also be shoved up someone's ass. noo!!what are you going to do with that sword??!!no no! dont shove it...(shove)ahhhhhhhhhh my ass!!you mother BEEP! sword by tenles July 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the sword mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch