sword

a sharp, flat, penis

jeanette painfully played with grant's sword last night.

by zeroman3000 January 3, 2009

Sword

An object used to acquire females, often brought to parties.

I've slayed about 7 bitches tonight with my sword, bro.

by Ghostkilla August 31, 2013

sworded

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005

Sworded

to be struck with a sword and killed

"Oh dear Troy you have been sworded"

by J tre December 4, 2003

Sword

Slang for the male genital organ.

(Student:) **stands up to give a presentation in front of the board**
(Other student:) "Look! His sword is visible!"

by Backward-Drawback June 3, 2021

Sword

Figuratively, the penis.

Michael Moorcock is an author of fantasy literature that features swords. Think about it.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Swords

1. The act of swordplay with two or more penises; a cockduel.

2. The crossing of urine streams in a fractious manner.

Hey I'm bored; you up for swords?

by Franklin McGee May 28, 2004