Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.
A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.
The hog in a roast.
A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.
The hog in a roast.
Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.
by WaltD007 March 29, 2019
Get the Madame Two-Swords mug.Swoovs is a handsome young lad who develops on roblox making games and spends time building on studio, He is also a very funny and chill guy to be around with if you get to know him.
Also known as “Swoov”
Also known as “Swoov”
by Swoov May 11, 2021
Get the Swoovs mug.by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008
Get the Beef swords mug.During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.
First used circa 1920.
First used circa 1920.
"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.
by Sir Jeremy September 18, 2018
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You play as a pirate that had their ship wrecked by a mighty storm and end up on an island called Doomtrek.
Doomtrek has a brutal arena in which you must defeat other combatants to the death for gold and fame. You use gold to purchase weapons, armor and other necessities that increase your survivability and better the chances of defeating the champions in the arena.
The game lets you taunt, beat, shoot, mutilate and, among other things, completely disembody opponents of their limbs and ultimately, their lives. It's quite gory and relentless. If you die, you die. You have to start over.
There are other installments of the series which include:
Swords and Sandals II: Emperor's Reign
Swords and Sandals Crusader
Swords and Sandals III: Solo Ultratus
Swords and Sandals IV: Tavern Quests
Swords and Sandals V: Grail of Antares
Swords and Sandals V: Redux
Most of the installments of the series are home to many game-breaking glitches. For instance, in the second installment, even on the full version, some players aren't able to save their characters. In Swords and Sandals 4, the game breaks over the simplest of player interaction. The first one, though, is legendary and if you're into rogue-like action RPGs it's definitely worth checking out.
You play as a pirate that had their ship wrecked by a mighty storm and end up on an island called Doomtrek.
Doomtrek has a brutal arena in which you must defeat other combatants to the death for gold and fame. You use gold to purchase weapons, armor and other necessities that increase your survivability and better the chances of defeating the champions in the arena.
The game lets you taunt, beat, shoot, mutilate and, among other things, completely disembody opponents of their limbs and ultimately, their lives. It's quite gory and relentless. If you die, you die. You have to start over.
There are other installments of the series which include:
Swords and Sandals II: Emperor's Reign
Swords and Sandals Crusader
Swords and Sandals III: Solo Ultratus
Swords and Sandals IV: Tavern Quests
Swords and Sandals V: Grail of Antares
Swords and Sandals V: Redux
Most of the installments of the series are home to many game-breaking glitches. For instance, in the second installment, even on the full version, some players aren't able to save their characters. In Swords and Sandals 4, the game breaks over the simplest of player interaction. The first one, though, is legendary and if you're into rogue-like action RPGs it's definitely worth checking out.
Guy1: "Swords and Sandals is the worst game that I've ever enjoyed."
Guy2: "Real shit. First time I played it I thought it was one of the ugliest games I've ever played but for some reason, I couldn't stop until I slaughtered the last champion."
Guy2: "Real shit. First time I played it I thought it was one of the ugliest games I've ever played but for some reason, I couldn't stop until I slaughtered the last champion."
by Movianne February 20, 2019
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Guy 2: Nah, I'm not really into swordshit.
Guy 2: Nah, I'm not really into swordshit.
by McLovin123 May 11, 2019
Get the swordshit mug.Young Greg Cote: Mom, I don't think I'll play well today in my little league game. I'm feeling dancing swords inside.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.
by Gauchogunslinger October 17, 2017
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