Swolliosis

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.

Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis

by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015

Swolly

A cross between or continuum between swingers and polyamorous relationships.

"I like to describe myself as swolly... finding happiness somewhere between the often non-monogamous sex involved in swinging and the more committed poly relationship."

by MNHokie December 17, 2008

swollen members

the best music to ever hit this planet!

Hey yo r u comin to the swollen members show tonight its gonna b dope!

by Phat Dawg June 26, 2003

Swollology

The study of getting 'Swoll'. 'Swolling' of one's self. The achievement of 'Swollness'

That fool just benched 450. Damn he been studyin up on his 'swollology'

by Eric Windsor January 26, 2009

swollen boosterseat

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"

Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.

by Martian12 February 21, 2014

Swoll Head

High intelligence

Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!

by jjmike December 20, 2015

Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

by DreamcastERA March 9, 2018