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Mr. Swigert

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.
Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.
by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017
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Soogeemoogee

Streaks of bowel left on a thong.
Dude, I started to take off her thong with my teeth, but then I saw soogeemoogee and had to abort.
by RushmoreBloodAngel January 14, 2011
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swagernförde

Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.
"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."

Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.
by MackeTris August 26, 2012
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swoening

Swoening is the act off swiping your finger trough a stranger but crack and and to make sure that another unknowing bystander will get blamed for this, a great swoener can swipe while looking the female in her eyes and still have some one ells blamed you can get bonus points if you show the person that will get blamed what you are doing it so that he will point at you, but of course you don’t know what is going on
Swen tapped joep on his shoulder and swoened happy away, joep got the flat hand from the swoened women straight on his cheek and tried his hardest to convinced her that he didn’t du it, but the Swen was already gone to celebrate his swoening victory
by the swoenmaster July 7, 2009
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Swole Shack

A place aka weight room...aka YMCA. Where you do work on the weights and get swole. You may develop swoleosis, and it is non-curable but it will be alright in the morning. Swole Shack may include intense swole sessions where you X-plode on the weights and DO WORK SON!
Bro 1: "Yo broski you lookin small, need to get big on the weights and head over to the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: "Ight bro I'll check it out."

2 years later

Bro 1: " Dang broski looks like you been hitting the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: " Yessir bro, all day errrdayy. The doc told me the other day I developed Swoleosis...no big deal."
by Jacked Diseal January 8, 2012
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swole up

The act of getting muscular/buff or in shape. See swole.
"I'm going to the gym to swole up."
by IceWarm November 6, 2004
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Stoger

-"Man I need a stoge"
-"That fool's a stoger, hes probably got some"
by u got an extra stoge? April 8, 2010
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