shiniest turd

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.

Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!

by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

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Shinnies

Shingaurds used in Football (soccer if you live in the US), as said by a very british official. Usually used in conjunction with other british phraises. Prominently featured in the Schwann's USA cup.

Ref: Alright, lets check your shinnies lads. Pop up a boot and let me mind it.
Player: That is a bomb accent you got there

by Bloodysoul June 6, 2009

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Swankiest

A word used to describe a gay person of the higher class.

Did you see that guy he looked like Swankiest man I have ever seen

by Gaydude777 January 17, 2020

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skinnies

exercise you do while riding a bike. you suck in your gut ~creates a flat abdominal area without sit ups .

want a 8pack? do your skinnies while riding your bike...suck it in

by agent of social change September 2, 2012

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Swannies

A shitty little park that has been smashed up and taken over by druggies

People mostly piss down the slide

Let's go swannies today

Ye I sure hope there's no piss on the slide

by Misha the roadman February 16, 2019

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skinnies

skinnies (plural) is the word used for reverse furries (animals that dress up as humans)

my friend: dang my dogs are really human-like, they act a lot like real people

me: they just needs to wear a human suit and they could be real skinnies lmao

by wheckles September 23, 2020

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