down with the swiftness

a phrase used to describe a skillful move requring excellent reflexes, often used while playing basketball or hacky sack.

Inspired by the song Down With The Sickness by numetal band Disturbed.

"That steal was down with the swiftness"
or
"I'm down with the swiftness today, my reflexes are on"

by Rhyn July 30, 2008

swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

spiffiness

similar to wordcoolnessword

by Zack October 16, 2003

Sniffness

Sniffness.
A term for losing ones sense of smell. I.e. deafness, blindness and sniffness.

Only sniffness could have prevented her from knowing the disco fanny was truly terrible.

by Sniffalotti June 13, 2018