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Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"
Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"
by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012
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artificial sweetener

She took a sip of my artificial sweetener.
by Chaz July 8, 2004
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Sweetening the vinegar

My girlfriend came home expecting to find me cooking, instead she caught me sweetening the vinegar.
by HughManatee October 10, 2013
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sunlight won't sweeten trash

Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash
You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022
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SweetCherryJuice

someone who is a virgin and sweet like cherries and juicy at the same time.
Dude 1 : damn that girl i had last night was a virgin, but she was horny like a mothafucka

Dude 2 : Damn she must be a SweetCherryJuice..
by scj555 March 23, 2011
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sweeten

A showbiz term for "add sugar to".
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD.
by Ultraviolent October 29, 2006
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Sweetnessanity

A state of mind where one experience complete ecstasy. Without the use of drugs of course. It is a sweet feeling beyond sanity and a beautiful thing to accomplish. When experiencing this, one usually finds him- or herself lost for words, simply savouring the moment. Does not last for more than seconds. The peak of peaks, referring to the mood.
Watching his newborn child, in the arms of his beautiful wife, William felt how the surrounding world suddenly became all friendly and blurry. No words were necessary. Doctors and nurses understood what was happening; the wide smile on Williams' face said it all - sweetnessanity.
by cajoja2 July 14, 2009
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