Scandanavian War Donkey 

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

Scandanavian War Donkey by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

scandanavian yoyo 

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

scandanavian yoyo by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

Scandanavian jackhammer 

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

Scandanavian jackhammer by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

scandanavian slurpee 

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

scandanavian slurpee by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

swanganang 

scientific word for queer

swanganang by c.a.c April 26, 2003

scandanavian shwam shwam

is when u merge through all lanes on the highway without checking ur blind spot

ahhh man i have to merge fast. just do a scandanavian shwam shwam

scandanavian shwam shwam by tyrehd 2 June 26, 2010

Scandanavian Storeman 

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips

Scandanavian Storeman by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009