sassified

a word best used to describe the feeling following magnificent sexual gradification.

Used in the popular bar song "Strokin'"

Joan- "I saw you leave with John last night. So what happened?"

Sue- "Girl, I was completely sassified!"

by lkjas;fj November 8, 2006

Slutsified

To be transformed, through a singular act of epic sexual proportions, into a total hoebag.

Dude1: Did you hear what that chick did at that party?
Dude2: No.
Dude1: She took it in both ends while giving a third guy a rimjob and jerking off a fourth.
Dude2: Dude, Slutsified.

by Sventheviking January 1, 2009

sextified

1. To be satisfied with the frequency and quality of one's sex life.
2. To show instant satisfaction, generally after sex.

"My man doesn't sextify me in bed anymore."

"Baby, are you sextified?"

by TMM-TBB October 16, 2011

justified justin

When someone can't take a joke and simply has to justify why their right

"Ok look another Justified Justin, making his point to which know one cares about!'

by TinyTim2319 July 5, 2014

Slushified

Not exactly frozen but almost.

It was Slushified.

by Justt Stone January 22, 2019

justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.

Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????

by bobbbbby January 11, 2008

slutified

When you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.

Ashley: Oh my goosh!!! Jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. She is a certified slutified!!!
Friend: Was he the same guy she had over last night
Ashley: No Girl! It's been different mandingo over every night this week. She was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took Penny for a stroll. Now that's a real certified slutified!!!

by @@@####345677765FTRFGT H , JL April 26, 2017