brain surgeon

A female who excels in the art of sucking cocks. Has become known for blowing your mind.

That bitch gave me some wicked brains, she was a brain surgeon

by Patrick Segunta September 10, 2003

light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.

You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."

by amy centre April 4, 2011

street surgeon

A black market doctor; usually someone who counts showing up for one class of med school as experience, who will perform crude medical procedures for cash. It usually is someone who patches up gangsters who have been shot, does black market organ donations or back-alley abortions. His office can be usually be found in an alley or conveniently from the trunk of his car.

"I couldn't afford my next mortgage payment; and needed the cash to avoid foreclosure, so I decided to sell my left kidney and spleen. I found a street surgeon who is more than willing to remove and sell them for a good price."

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2009

Lid surgeon

One who performs surgery on one's lid i.e. a hairdresser

'Oi Dave, that's a dank trim you've got there!'
'Cheers mate, just been to see my local lid surgeon'

by tidy_lid January 26, 2018

Virgin surgeon

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".

"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".

by Nicola July 4, 2004

virgin surgeon

Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.

1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.

2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!

by Heydecker March 18, 2008

turd surgeon

Someone who enjoys faecal investigation.

Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!

by dan1582 September 6, 2013