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Submart

To start a thread on an online forum that has great potential for drama, intrigue, and humor, only to abandon it immediately by not writing any follow-up posts whatsoever. Such behavior leaves fellow users unsatisfied, frustrated, and/or concerned for the well-being of the original poster (OP).

Originated on the University of Texas forum Shaggybevo.
"I can't believe this guy would start a thread about his wife wanting to bring a hot lesbian into their marriage, and then totally pull a submart."

"My girlfriend of seven years dumped me and I need a thread telling me not to be a cunt, sack up and live"
-I Love Submart
by CurlyDumps July 23, 2013
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Sumaiyya

The name of a beautiful lady, someone who can hypnotize you with her smile. Known to be smart & very classy.
I can spend a lifetime in the company of Sumaiyya, she's the shizzo!
by UmAirR. February 16, 2010
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Submariner

From the depths of the Abyss we rise, silent and unseen. We live our lives in silence and darkness, bringing death to those that oppose the American Way. The Army may march, the Air Force will soar, and the Marines will crawl, but a Submariner is a force of nature that is unseen and unheard until it is too late. From beneith the waves we bring death from above and below. We rip the stars from the heavens to rain destruction around the world. Hidden by wave and shadow, escorted by the Leviathan, Posiedon himself bows to us. Fear us, for we are the unknown, the unknowable. We are Death.
Seaman Shmuckatelli, qualified Submarines.
*Ding Ding, Ding Ding*
*AWOOOOOOGA! AWOOOOOOGA!*
(Later, on shore)
Women: Oh my god, he's got dolphins! I want him so bad, he's a submariner!
by Fleming September 19, 2006
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Sugma Male

A man that does not care what other people think of him and can never be wrong. A sugma male has no care for anyone else and lives life with no regrets or concerns. An absolute menace to society.
“Owen is using dish soap as body wash. What an absolute sugma male.”
“Seamus didn’t slow for the biker in the road. He honked once and stepped on the gas.”
by Sugmawizard July 29, 2021
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Suma

A dream girl with luscious locks and someone who can be described as being completely extraordinary.

Suma-like girls are known to be extremely smart and are friends that you will have forever.
Everyone's dream is to hang out with a SUMA - they just don't know it yet.
by stardomcalls August 2, 2012
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Spuma

Spooning friends from behind - against their will - while wearing puma shoes. Sometimes while mid-run.

a heteosexual surprise sport
Did you see Adam Spuma the shit out of that guy the other day??
by evilBaron April 21, 2011
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Sugma

Sugma deick

Sugma nutz

Sugma toes

Etc
I told her ”sugma” and she dropped to her knees
by Suggmah October 11, 2019
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