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Submart

To start a thread on an online forum that has great potential for drama, intrigue, and humor, only to abandon it immediately by not writing any follow-up posts whatsoever. Such behavior leaves fellow users unsatisfied, frustrated, and/or concerned for the well-being of the original poster (OP).

Originated on the University of Texas forum Shaggybevo.
"I can't believe this guy would start a thread about his wife wanting to bring a hot lesbian into their marriage, and then totally pull a submart."

"My girlfriend of seven years dumped me and I need a thread telling me not to be a cunt, sack up and live"
-I Love Submart
by CurlyDumps July 23, 2013
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The submarine game

The player lays on their back in the bathtub and attempts to make only the tip of their dick peek out of the water like the periscope of a submarine.
Mai: You sure took your time. Were you thinking about me or something?...

Sakuta: Actually, I was just engrossed in playing the submarine game
by karabu_ February 20, 2019
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Bat Submarine

When someone makes a comment and someone else repeats it soon after, claiming it as their own. Often, but not always, trying to one up the original idea.
Emmet - We could build a submarine!
*short delay*
Batman - We could build a Bat submarine
by Spankie, EarlyDays January 27, 2015
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Submarining

When you stop seeing someone and cut off all communication and then reappear after some time and act like nothing happened.
Guy: Hey what's up
Girl: Fuck you John it's been 8 months. You think I'm in to submarining?
by Hey I'm walking here October 28, 2017
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submarine shot

Similar to a "floater shot" aka "floater", but at the bottom of the cocktail.
Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
by the comand'r November 11, 2021
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Los Submarinos

From the movie "Zombieland", it is what Twinkies are called in Mexico.
Tallahassee- Mexico. You know what they call Twinkies in Mexico? Los Submarinos. That's where I'm headed amigo."

Columbus- "Whatever."
by ForTheHuynh January 4, 2010
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Submariner

From the depths of the Abyss we rise, silent and unseen. We live our lives in silence and darkness, bringing death to those that oppose the American Way. The Army may march, the Air Force will soar, and the Marines will crawl, but a Submariner is a force of nature that is unseen and unheard until it is too late. From beneith the waves we bring death from above and below. We rip the stars from the heavens to rain destruction around the world. Hidden by wave and shadow, escorted by the Leviathan, Posiedon himself bows to us. Fear us, for we are the unknown, the unknowable. We are Death.
Seaman Shmuckatelli, qualified Submarines.
*Ding Ding, Ding Ding*
*AWOOOOOOGA! AWOOOOOOGA!*
(Later, on shore)
Women: Oh my god, he's got dolphins! I want him so bad, he's a submariner!
by Fleming September 19, 2006
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