Superfuture

Superfuture

Internet forum for hipsters into raw, selvage denim. Don't ask about Seven For All Mankind or True Religion Jeans.

Memorize these lines for good "rep":
"I've moved beyond APC"
"Iron Heart 634s are built to last."
"I just soaked my Samurai S5000VXs last night. Here's a photo."
"I only buy from Self Edge or Blue in Green"
"Great fit. +rep"
"I love Flat Head repros"
"Worn for 20 months straight. No wash yet. Check out the fades"
"I proxied these to get the arcs and red tabs"

I'm sitting here in my Flat Heads, at a hipster coffee shop in Brooklyn, surfing Superfuture on my Macbook Pro. My fixie is locked up outside. Just killing some time before the Yoyo competition.

by Eric Avery July 2, 2009

supermatter

A yellow crystall commonly found on space stations of the 13. generation.
Often refered to as angry crystal or fuck off crystall.
Station Engineers are known to hurt its feelings, what usually results in a big explosion.

Thanks to our trusted Engineers the Supermatter is delaminating. Everybody to the escape pods!!

by TheLordME December 2, 2019

superturtle

One very slow. Both mentaly and physically. The "Super" implies that it's an alarming scale.

The Superturtle was so slow he got hit by a car when trying to cross the street.

by adriannnn4343252 April 3, 2008

SuperMuva

(Often capitalized)

1. a powerful and luminous feminine entity
2. a soft, sensual, and attractive feminine energy that uses their inner magic to manifest whatever they desire

The way DeeVine manifests everything she desires with little to no effort, she must be a Supermuva.

by DeeVine November 29, 2021

Super mutt

A super mutt is a mixed breed dog that has characteristics of more than 3 types of breeds. They're so mixed you can't tell what breed of dog it is.

"You see that brown dog outside? What is that?"
"That's a super mutt."

by agr0 June 9, 2009

Superlatte

Another word for Prommie.

Gaians, natives of the Gaia Online Site, have grown tired of the word 'prommie' so this is one alternative.

I've heard of her/him, he/she is a superlatte of that forum.

by lanzer January 7, 2008

SuperUltraMegaHyperPlex

10^10^100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and this gose on for 1000000000^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times

SuperUltraMegaHyperPlex is bigger the anything

by SomeNurdThatisGood August 13, 2017