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Sutherland

Sutherland County is a Land registration county of Scotland. Much of the population is based in seaward towns, such as Helmsdale and Lochinver, which until very recently made much of their living from the rich fishing of the waters around the British Isles.
I visited my friends in Sutherland the other day.
by O.J Griffiths September 7, 2013
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Sumzheimer's

Just like Alzheimer's disease, one can be referred to have Sumzheimer's if they repeatedly forgets or do not remembers items, or past incidents; not to the extend of clinical disorder, but frustratingly exhibiting alike symptoms.
Alexx: Do you know what day is tomorrow?

Cedar: I'm not sure...

Alexx: Do you remember when is your concert??

Cedar: Nope..

Alexx: Did you even know you have concert tomorrow!?

Cedar: Not really..? ^^;

Alexx: I swear you have Sumzheimer's disease, Cedar! How could you forget that!!
by CDaWenzi May 6, 2010
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Reefer Sutherland

Song by the Stoner Metal Band Bongripper. Off the album Hippie Killer
If you like Dopesmoker by sleep check out Reefer Sutherland by Bongripper!
by Baphomet the Infernal November 6, 2009
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smuthole

1. A very promiscuous female. A female who everyone you know has had sex with. 2. A shitty place to hang out at. 3. A hole you put your smut in.
1. I can't believe Antonyo fell in love with that smuthole. She banged Dre and Juan last week.

2. Yo, son we chilling at NOB tonight, its a smuthole. But the Laps is cheap.

3. I inserted my penis into her smuthole.
by dreluis July 21, 2008
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Queefer Sutherland

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.
"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."
by Yes I win! April 25, 2006
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Suethor

A suethor is an author of fan fiction that has the habbit of creating characters that are annoyingly perfect. Suethors are usually between the ages of 11 and 16 who use terrible grammar, unreadable spelling and get highly offended when someone gives their story criticism. Suethos seem to run most rampt in the Harry Potter and Lord of The Rings fandoms. Suethors can be incredibly abbusive to those who don't give the Suethor's stories glowing reviews and may GO ALL CAPS if one makes any suggestions, accusing therm of flaming and trying to crush the Suethor's creativity. A Suethor may suck her sock puppets on the accused person or simply send them nasty e-mails.
Most popular Harry Potter Mary Sue of all time:
The American transfer student.
Reviewer: Um, look - your character is a total Mary Sue and there is allot of work that can be done to make the story more bearable, plausable and over-all, less sucky.
Suethor: LYKE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111! U BETTR STOP TRASHIN' MY CHARRIES CUZ SHEZ A BADAZZ GURRL WHO CN KICK UR AZZ! WTF ARE YOU DOIN' ACTING LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO ME AND MY CHARRIES? GO TO HELL, LYKE OMG!!! ELEVENTYONE!!
Reviewer: ...um, no....
by Peaseblossom85 September 8, 2008
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Sutherland Institute

A conservative think tank in Salt Lake City dedicated to adding value to Utah by promoting Full Quiver Theology (FQT).

FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.

FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.

FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.

Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.

Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.

Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
Some people think the Sutherland Institute is pretentious.
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