stumblecunt

A young woman who stays drunk constantly, to the point of not being able to walk straight.

Lindsay Lohan was drunk in public again. What a complete stumblecunt.

by youradvicehere May 20, 2009

stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

Safety Sumler

Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.

While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.

by Blodgett April 21, 2010

sumalee

term often used to describe a female "badass."

guy: "Holy shit did you see that girl run through fire!"

dude: " Hah yeah man! She's a total sumalee."

by shwhat February 21, 2009

Stumblefuck

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.

pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"

by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009

Subless

One who is without a sub, or otherwise without the sensation of deliciousness on their taste-buds. Usually an adjective to those who cannot afford a 5 Dolla foot-long.

Damn this girl is so poor, she subless.

by thisdude20001 May 5, 2010

smumble

Smumble

When someone is humble and smart and smartly humble.
The NNNC (nonutnovember community) uses the word for utter discipline.

Sharleena: Have you heard about Owens cock and ball torture routine?
Silvan: Edging 6 hours daily is so smumble of him!
Owen: *smumbling noises*

by keiahnig December 7, 2022