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Get the Queefer Sutherland mug.A suethor is an author of fan fiction that has the habbit of creating characters that are annoyingly perfect. Suethors are usually between the ages of 11 and 16 who use terrible grammar, unreadable spelling and get highly offended when someone gives their story criticism. Suethos seem to run most rampt in the Harry Potter and Lord of The Rings fandoms. Suethors can be incredibly abbusive to those who don't give the Suethor's stories glowing reviews and may GO ALL CAPS if one makes any suggestions, accusing therm of flaming and trying to crush the Suethor's creativity. A Suethor may suck her sock puppets on the accused person or simply send them nasty e-mails.
Most popular Harry Potter Mary Sue of all time:
The American transfer student.
Most popular Harry Potter Mary Sue of all time:
The American transfer student.
Reviewer: Um, look - your character is a total Mary Sue and there is allot of work that can be done to make the story more bearable, plausable and over-all, less sucky.
Suethor: LYKE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111! U BETTR STOP TRASHIN' MY CHARRIES CUZ SHEZ A BADAZZ GURRL WHO CN KICK UR AZZ! WTF ARE YOU DOIN' ACTING LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO ME AND MY CHARRIES? GO TO HELL, LYKE OMG!!! ELEVENTYONE!!
Reviewer: ...um, no....
Suethor: LYKE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111! U BETTR STOP TRASHIN' MY CHARRIES CUZ SHEZ A BADAZZ GURRL WHO CN KICK UR AZZ! WTF ARE YOU DOIN' ACTING LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO ME AND MY CHARRIES? GO TO HELL, LYKE OMG!!! ELEVENTYONE!!
Reviewer: ...um, no....
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FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.
FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.
FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.
Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.
Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.
Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.
FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.
FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.
Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.
Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.
Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
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