Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff's are the most loyalist of friends. They aren't born naturally they drift down from the heavens with bass clarinet serenading their birth and are presented to the mother by gods holy angels. They are majestic geeks and are the most likely to give you a brownie and lunch (you know you have a true friend at that moment.

One guy at lunch: hey there pal can you help me with studying tonight
Hufflepuff: Of course I will (hugs) you are my best bud I will always help you

One guy at lunch: Aw thanks pal I have your back too
Hufflepuff: that means so much to me have a brownie

by What did you think? March 2, 2019

Hufflepuff

The Canada of Hogwarts

1. What the hell is a hufflepuff?
2. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

by Proud to be a Hufflepuff May 23, 2011

hufflepuff

The underestinated house in Harry Potter books, filled with loyal, patient, hard workers who also know how to have fun and act utterly crazy. Even if they're not as sexy as those in Gryffindor.

Hufflepuff has the best furniture of all the houses!

by Azi June 25, 2004

Hufflepuff

Unbeknownst to many, the sexual dynamos of the wizarding world.

Dude, my girlfriend just said I was good enough to be a Hufflepuff.

by Grimm568 May 14, 2011

Hufflepuffer

Members of the Hufflepuff house in Hogwarts that smoke weed, cigarettes and other substances

Wow! Pomona Sprout is a total Hufflepuffer! I saw her smoking tons of weed

by Piggie_ August 23, 2017

Hufflepuff

The house that is commonly know as “the house that everyone else goes to”. I don’t think so, though. Hufflepuffs are loyal, hardworking, and just. The most underestimated, but best house!

Someone is getting bullied.

Slyhtherin: Oh well, to bad for them.
Ravenclaw: (doesn’t notice cuz they’re reading a book)
Gryffindor: Aww, I feel so bad for them. Maybe I should go help...
Hufflepuff: ARE YOU OK????? THAT’S SO MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU BULLY SOMEONE?

by I’m a Hufflepuff June 22, 2018

HufflePuff

An extremely good finder. Can find things easily.

"Has anyone seen my box of Red Vines and Darren Criss poster????"

"Its in the cupboard underneath the stairs!"

"Thanks! You're such a HufflePuff!"

by starkidismylife September 21, 2011