Stapled

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."

by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean April 6, 2010

Staple

A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.

Based off the money and time she has spent at Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely a staple in her shopping routine

by Mama D December 1, 2016

Sweet 'n Sour Stupefaction

when you finger a vagina and don't wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers

Tyler had a sweet 'n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.

by cambronshinn February 8, 2010

Stuperfried

To be so high from weed or herbal highs that you become stupid

Dude you fucking stuperfried!!!!!

by b-lake!!!! June 19, 2010

Staple's Bathroom

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.

2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!

by electricmonkey08 April 13, 2009

Stuper Bowl

The Super Bowl for people who could give a lesser fuck about American Football and think football is full of idiotic and ignorant fans that epitomize various stereotypes of American culture.

Bill - "Who do ya think is gonna win the big game? I'm definitely gonna cheer on my Peyton Mannin' an' them Broncos!"
Joseph - "I'm not going to watch the Stuper Bowl because I don't like football."

by DeekBosko January 19, 2014

stuperb

adj: Term coined, to the best of this author's knowledge, by Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson. A combination of "stupid" and "superb," it is a cousin of the term, craptacular. As the parent words suggest, this word is used to charactarize the rare occurence of something being simultaneously ingenious and pointless.

Most Rube Goldberg devices and 1980's action flicks fall under the category of stuperb.

by ScabNainz August 8, 2006