[stuck in the middle]

half way to being high or drunk

man 1: i'm stuck in the middle
man 2: one more hit, you'll be set

man 1: i'm stunk in the middle
man 2: take a few more shots and you'll be gone

by Moee420 January 12, 2009

stuck in the trunk

When your penis gets stuck up a girls ass

Da bitch had junk no her trunk and I got stuck in the trunk.

by the dafiner October 26, 2015

Stuck in the basement

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.

"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."

by Heel-Gemini October 18, 2018

Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.

Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal

by Butterjack January 25, 2019

Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Stuck In A Moment

A motivation song by U2. Often used to cheer your buddies who has a bad day; but not for fat people, because the lyrics can be misconstrued as an insult.

Poor Bono. When Oprah laments about her weight gain, all he wanted to do was break into the song, "Stuck In A Moment" to cheer her up... Alas, he knew better... took her to a nice restaurant instead.

by beware of blast December 20, 2008

stuck in the pow

When snowboarding, you find yourself trapped regularly under plenty of soft powdery snow.

This is a sure sign of incompetence on a board.

FUCK, I'M STUCK IN THE POW AGAIN.

by Gis-Chaser January 6, 2011