When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.
by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011
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Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
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The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
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Get the straddle tale mug.The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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"One day you'll have a wife and you'll be stroodling her. Then you'll have kids, and you'll be stroodling them! You'll be stroodling cops, lawyers, bank clerks, and construction workers! You're just a big stroodler!"
"One day you'll have a wife and you'll be stroodling her. Then you'll have kids, and you'll be stroodling them! You'll be stroodling cops, lawyers, bank clerks, and construction workers! You're just a big stroodler!"
by Xavier Ogura July 6, 2009
Get the Stroodler mug.The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.
Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.
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