Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010

beggin strips

when your girl says you want a beggin strip and you think shes talking to the dog but pulls out a dick instead

are you gonna beg for a beggin strips

by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

stripeycockomienaitis

A rare medical condition affecting the optic nerve which renders the patient incapable of seeing a zebra's penis.

Her dream of becoming the zoo's head veterinarian ended when she was diagnosed with stripeycockomienaitis.

by galactic_sportsequipment April 6, 2011

pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.

Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

by um... bob May 9, 2009

Bacon Strips

A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.

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by Chewyyyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2011

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

chicken strips

fuck ya chicken strips...
FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Mhmm chicken strips... FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!!!!!

by uniberry4 March 13, 2018