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stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".
"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".
by twozeroone November 30, 2013
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striped dick

a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good
kid: i brought striped dick for the class!
teacher: ew get the fuck out of here perv!
by joe725 September 24, 2006
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striped ass whistler

noun. a person from iowa who always wears bib overalls which are adorned with stripes and whistle previous to saying "too much" referring to the price of something which they always think is too expensive.
"That striped ass whistler is complaining about the cost of the buffet".
by rockchuckersd January 1, 2012
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Striped sweater

What the Jews wore in the holocaust. Also a SpongeBob song. You should always think of holocaust when singing striped sweater.
The best time to wear a STRIPED SWEATER is all the time
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candy-striped

when a girl gives you head wearing red lipstick and leaves red rings on your cock
girl straight up candy-striped me
by mystik May 7, 2004
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stripandbendover checkers

1. A smartass way to try to get someone to have sex with you.
Blue: Hey, we should play stripandbendover checkers.
Pink: NO WAY!
by kawaiixwolf December 25, 2009
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Striped Shirt

A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.
Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.
by Fun Monster March 3, 2008
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