stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

by Reid C May 4, 2008

Stroking Johnson

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

Strokin'

To make love to the woman that you love the best.
You can stroke it to the East or the West.

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said,
"I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'"

**What a woman says when you are strokin'
'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'

by ClarenceCarter May 27, 2009

Striking paper

Toilet tissue

He had diarrhea so bad that it took two rolls of striking paper to clean up.

by Stephan Foxx January 8, 2018

Striving

Half way between surviving and thriving. You're working towards thriving, but you just aren't there yet.

Hell week is kicking my ass, but I'm honestly striving right now.

by KChrismal November 26, 2018

striking

to break in and steal from somebodies house

"say Zay we just came back from striking and done came up onna good $1,500"

by 4KTREY November 16, 2019