Stale Bed

When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.

examples:

"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"

by Invasian June 12, 2009

Stale Meme

A meme that has been used by normies, Is overused and is unfunny now or if Behind The Meme has made a video on it.

Guy 1:Dat boi, lol, grumpy cat memes are funny,
Guy 2:Normie! Those are stale memes!
Guy 1:What is a normie? I just find out memes from Behind The Meme,
Guy 2:You're a bigger normie than i thought.

by WigglesTheFox October 29, 2017

Stralis

A black monkey that thinks he's nice but he's just a retard and can't do anything for himself. He smells like shit and can't get in a relationship to save his life.

Bro you such a stralis

by Anonymousballs123556 April 5, 2022

staleBro

noun: a bro of whom you have not associated with for a while,

General Sao: Yo we rounding the homies and hittin the club tonight dradle?
Dradle: Yeah but I dont know about gil, he's been a staleBro ever since I stole his car.

by hillwouston March 18, 2011

stale porn

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it

Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn

by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014

Stale Wind

A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.

Hey Rob! Catch a waft of this stale wind!

by HombredLizard7 October 4, 2016

Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.

"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."

by vibes69 December 5, 2019