Straight pipe no border

Straight pipe no border, expressed more commonly in its abbreviated form, "SPNB".

Defined as the absence of the typical male contraceptive (Condom) during coitus.

In more general senses, can be used to delineate the use of a straight exhaust system on a motor vehicle.

I porked a total nade Straight Pipe No Border last night! I need to get checked out asap!

by Bottle_o_Beer September 23, 2010

Straighties

Used by the same people who will bitch and whine when someone says faggot, then go and say this and claim they’re good people or that they’re “woke/PC”.

Usually used by people in the LGBTDIKRNGKEDODNDNSKDMFJROEKDNDFJEODKDNEODKDNRIEIDNFFIOENDJFRODJDNEKDNFJRIDJD+ community

(Boy don’t you love double standards)

Gay guy: i hate when i get called a faggot
Another gay guy: lets just call them something back like straighties because two wrongs make a right... right?!
Me: but isnt that kinda a double standard?
Other gay guy: SHUT UP STRAIGHTY! REEEEEEEEEE!

by YOUR_Daily_Trigger February 2, 2021

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021

West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.

Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Straighties

= Straight + besties
Who are the best allies you can ever have also is way too cool and beautiful than you but love and protect you anyway.
Used in lgbtq+ community

Mood: when you have way too fabulous straighties that you tell yourself to never dream of getting a boy/girlfriend (both negative and possitive)

by Hedgyhead September 3, 2017