straightard

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

by silly phillie November 24, 2010

straightedge

Movement started in 1981 by D.C. Hardcore band, Minor Threat. Drawn from the two songs "Out of Step" and "Straightedge", in which in the former, they emphasize the values of "Don't drink! Don't smoke! Don't fuck!" which means no drugs, alcohol, or promiscuous sex. The movement grew in the hardcore scene as it stood at the time as a stark contrast to the drug and beer-heavy punk 'scenes' of the time. It is still kept on today, although a militaristic and violent branch of straightedge known as 'hardliner' has become more prevalent in some circles, in addition to straightedge's marriage to veganism in others. There are still many out there that believe in real straightedge though, regardless if there're 'x's on their hands or not. It has also been looked down upon by many people as another brand of conformity nowadays.

"I've got the straightedge!"

by God. October 4, 2005

Straightedge

One who has chosen the life path of sobriety, doesn't ingest any kind of drug (with the exception of prescribed medication) or drink alcohol.

She is totally straightedge.

by coolcat99 July 14, 2009

StraightEdge

Someone who doesn't do drugs, or drink. Others should not care whether someone is straight edge in this sense.

"Want to get blazed after school?"
"No, I'm straightedge."
"Ok, thats cool."

by Dragonslayer1318 September 28, 2005

straightalator

a flat escalator (usually found in airports)

I take the straightalator so I don't have to walk as far in the airport.

I would have missed my flight is it wasn't for the straightalator.

by mkate28 November 15, 2010

Straightedge

A person who promises never to do drugs, drink, smoke, or have promiscuous sex. They may also abstain from other "taboo" things. However, the name of straightedge is being tarnished by people who act "high and mighty" and think they are better than other people just because they say it.

Ruins the name:
'Hey, I'm a straightedge, I'll NEVER do drugs or drink or smoke like any of you.'
'whoop dee fucking doo, we totally give a shit, and we totally think you're way better than us </sarcasm>'

A good straightedge:
'Hey, wanna go out for a drink and stuff tonight?'
'sure'
*at the bar*
'I'll have a nice, cold beer'
'I'll just have a coke'
'wha?'
'oh, I forgot to mention, I'm what you would call 'straightedge'
'OH, I totally respect that, at least you aren't shoving your beliefs up my ass!</sans-sarcasm>'

by Your Mother's Mother's Daughter's Daughter's MOM December 20, 2007

straightedge

Person that doesn't do drugs, smoke, or drink

That chick is a straightedge

by asjh September 20, 2007