Stood to attention

Slang term for an erection

Stan was stood to attention as he was looking at the hot girls on the beach

by Andrew213 April 12, 2012

stood on your cracker

To do something stupid

I can't believe you got arrested again. You stood on your cracker again, didn't you?

by Annebath August 19, 2018

Stood Up

To take your last stand. And then to find you are alone, waiting in the sand.

That grubby mexican gunfighter stood me up.

by jotham February 26, 2004

stood on a duck

The noise made when breaking wind or commiting flatulence

oh my god that fart sounded like i stood on a duck!!

by samielhodgedy November 13, 2011

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

pre-stood up

When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.

John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.

by soggywhitebread July 30, 2009