Stoob

Stiff Boob (plural Stoobs)

stoob

by Travisisnotgay September 7, 2010

stoob

turd or shit

"I just shoved a big stoob out my ass."
"I just took the biggest stoob."

by stoob this October 18, 2012

Stoob

A word that combines "stupid" and "noob" into one sentence. Used while playing multiplayer games online and typing words have to be kept to a minimum in order to avoid getting pawned or ganked. It helps to inform your opponent or teammate about what you truly, honestly feel about their gaming skills.

Me: This guy can't support for shit he is a stoob

Alvin: What's a stoob?

Me; A stupid noob. Like what you are now for not knowing what it means

by thedarkjester May 30, 2017

Stoob

A thrusting wind that might move objects or make them fall.

The wind stoob up the leaves.

by Unknown346 December 30, 2021

stoob

Past tense of stab

Mary: What’s the past tense of stab?

You: Stoob. I stoob you!

by ratsauce May 17, 2022

Stoob

Putting a broom up your ass. Does not feel good I know from experience. Can also be said as Stoobing.

Im gonna go Stoob with you

by FishWhip May 3, 2024

Scooby Dune

A sexual process that is started by shoving a dog biscuit up a girl's ass. Then she tied up to a rusty old hipster drug van. She is then fucked in the pussy by a crow bar as the Scooby Doo theme song plays in the background. The process is completed by ripping off her face, saying "Mystery solved!", drenching her corpse and the van in gasoline and igniting it, and finally sending the van off a cliff while yelling "Zoinks!". Afterwards you fuck her dad.

"Yeah I gave my side bitch a mad Scooby Dune fam, but on God her dad had a better ass."

by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019