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Stonehill College

A small liberal arts college in Easton, MA. Though it has a good academic reputation, it is a terrible excuse for a college. Around 75% of the school's population are complete squids and fags and have no idea how to party. It is pathetic. I remember when I chose to go to Stonehill College, I read that it was not a big party school, though there were parties. That is not true, there are no parties at Stonehill at all. There is no greek life and the few who live in off campus houses are weird as fuck. The girl to guy ratio is 3:1, but in reality the amount of girls who go out on the weekend is so small, every gathering is a complete sausage-fest. There are some hot girls, but because the school is so small, not a lot of girls put out because the entire school will hear about it within a day. Stonehill is the hotspot for the scrubs and schwaldos and if you want to experience a normal college party, don't set foot on this campus. The worst part about the school is that all the squids think it is the greatest place ever because at Stonehill, even a squid can be a "partier". If you're reading this as a high school senior, don't even think about applying. North Korea throws down harder than this place.
"Hey man, do you wanna go to Stonehill College?"

"No, I am a normal person..."
by A Stonehill Student October 31, 2013
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