Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

stacking sats

The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.

Stack sats, fuck bitches

Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.

by kryptokaare April 28, 2019

Fridge Stacking

When company or family is coming over to your house so you buy a bunch of healthy food for your fridge so people think you live better then you actually do.

Do you really think John eats so many vegetables, or do you think he is fridge stacking?

by Vapor S. Thompson June 27, 2012

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

Stoking

The action of lighting a blunt/joint with a bowl that is still rolling.

The bong at the party was almost empty, but while it was still lit, Jeremy started stoking a blunt to keep the sesh going

by sprunkbluntz June 26, 2020

Stocking Tug

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking

Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.

by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011

pippy long stockin

Gun, term used by the rapper Drakeo the Ruler

“I got pippy long stockin in the safe with me”

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯v¯\_(ツ)_/¯v¯\_(ツ)_/¯ September 21, 2020