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Smackball

Something that is so utterly good that it is, as the kids say "smacking." The "ball" portion of the word denotes the presence of an object or person in which it "smacks."
Kyle: "Yo did you try that Kush Mints yet? I had to buy more it was so good, that shit is Smackball on god"
by 2G Quigg November 13, 2021
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Shane Stockdale

Shane Stockdale Is A Really Sweet, Caring, Sexy, Fit, Person Who Will Always Ask You If Your Ok When Your Feeling Down.
by Shane Stockdale April 18, 2019
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Stockblock

Origin: 'cockblock'

1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.

2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. "We had this great picture of a guy sneezing on a bus we were going to use for our campaign, but (competing brand)'s guys stockblocked us and it's all over the city already. I think we're going to have to rethink the creative now".

2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
by imadesigner March 3, 2010
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Shmockball

A game using seahorses, conkers, vaseline and the occassional spliff. The rules haven't officially been released, but all you need are the 4 preceeding items to play.
I'm off down to play a bit of shmockball, I've got the seahorses and conkers; have you got any vaseline?
by rardj March 30, 2009
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Stockwell

The shopkeeper in the Game Boy Advance game, the Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap.
"The handy neighborhood gear seller, also called Stockwell the Well-Stocked. He complains that he's been too busy lately to see his dog, Borken." -Figurine Description
by zeldagamer11 August 9, 2006
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Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.
All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me
by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020
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Yasmine Stockdale

The best friend anyone could ask for. She is beautiful but doesn’t know it, funny intelligent and a bit of a spazzzzzzzz! Everyone has a crush on her but she is an independent woman and doesn’t need anything from anyone! She has a number one best friend forever Alexa Fantauzzi and they are the best and most powerful women you will ever meet; and if any man wants to date her or her best friend they better treat them like queens!
Guy: omg Yasmine Stockdale is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and her best friend is really hot too.
Me: well if you want any of them you better spoil them and treat them like queen cuz if you don’t you might just wake up on a mattress in the middle of the sea!
by BaddieBabeBitch July 3, 2020
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