stiffage

erection, morning wood, etc....

Bill: Why are you walking like that?
Bob: I can't walk due to stiffage.

by RLBMBB November 14, 2011

stiffster

A girl who does not only not want to go out with a guy or even hug him but she does not even talk to guys and if she does she thinks it's wierd. (She usually blanks the guy)

"Oi I tried to speak to this girl and she said she don't wanna speak to me and then blanked me."

"She a stiffster bro"

by Dr Issy G November 24, 2016

stiffeyedgerman

After a blow job and the load is swallowed the female grasps
A circumsized penis right behind it's "helmet" and with one eye stares down the males dickhole with a determand look

I heard John was shooting blanks because he told me his wife gave him a stiffeyedgerman and she swallowed the SS pretty easily and was ready for the blizkrieg

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

stiffster

A female who induces sexual enhancement in a male, making him "stiff" in the one area a guy wants to be.

Damn, Jacqueline's hot! She's a stiffster!

by theventman August 31, 2021

stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.

I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.

by QuacksO November 1, 2023