when a chick puts marshmallows in her pussy and they melt, and then a dude fucks her. when they are finished, she licks the marshmallow off his penis.
by marshmallow boy May 5, 2004
Get the alabama steamroller mug.While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:
Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."
Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."
Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."
Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."
by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010
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A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.
Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?
Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
by JackassNSlacker April 6, 2009
Get the Swedish steamroller mug.It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.
Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"
Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"
Brad: "Did what?"
Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."
Brad: "Did you pollute too?"
Ben: "Yep"
Brad: "Up top ben"
(High five slap)
Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"
Brad: "Did what?"
Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."
Brad: "Did you pollute too?"
Ben: "Yep"
Brad: "Up top ben"
(High five slap)
by Maczofri January 21, 2011
Get the Dysfuntional Steamroller mug.A person in a relationship that doesnt care what the other says or thinks, a person who steamrolls there way over any input or thoughts of their partner
wow that guy really steamrolled his way over anything he had to say ,hes a real steamrolla! hey did your wife even give you a choice about the wedding or did she steamroll her way ,what a steamrolla!
by socalgoblin February 23, 2009
Get the steamrolla mug.The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.
"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
by El lumpo December 1, 2018
Get the The Loogootee Steamroller mug.A weed pipe that is made out of a cylinder open on both ends with a bowl on the top-back. The user covers the end with his hand, and sucks on the pipe until it all is filled with dense smoke, and then pulls off his hand to inhale it all in
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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