An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).
Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"
"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016
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Get the Stambler Zone mug.The act of slowly dieing from lack of Stumble-ing with the StumbleUpon toolbar. Similar to starvation, except substitute StumbleUpon for food.
Andrew: Marissa, you look very weak and frail today.
Marissa: Yes, I ran out of stumbles last night and am suffering an extreme case of stumbarvation.
Marissa: Yes, I ran out of stumbles last night and am suffering an extreme case of stumbarvation.
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"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"
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