THE CHOCOLATE TRAMP STAMP

After pulling your dick out from doing anal sex. The fecal matter left on the tip of your dick is quickly squeegee off and than smacked on the tramp stamp leaving the chocolate tramp stamp.

Joe made an example of that bitch and gave her the chocolate tramp stamp.

Did you leave a chocolate tramp stamp on that 5 star bitch?

by WASTE DEEP November 21, 2018

pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

Slip and Stamp

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.

Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.

by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013

stama

Pronounced stuh-mah

-Adjective
A term used at the end of a sentence during awkward or fail situations. You can add it at the end of every word if you're a dancer.

Vicky: Warcraft account got hackedstama!
Mattie: Ay yo failstama!

by babyonetime March 25, 2010

Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.

Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009

John Stamos

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.

"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"

by Madison P April 29, 2015

yuppie food stamp

Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.

Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps.

by saxicolous March 9, 2004