Statist

Judging peoples personality based off the state they live in

Hotdog stand owner in NY turns down a man from Texas because of his accent
The Texas man says "your a statist"

by Hashryn September 20, 2021

statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.

When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.

by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022

Statist

Racist… but against a state.

You’re a statist.

by Grandma_Seven_Hips January 23, 2024

Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016

Super-Statist

A Super-Statist is a derogatory name for any individual that claims to be a Centrist. Super-Statists like to think they draw outside of the box while still being stuck within the confines of the box that has been provided for them. Super-Statists believe they are intellectually superior to those for whom sides they pick and choose from but appear intellectually inferior to those who are on the outside looking in. Super-Statists generally lean towards one political platform more than another but claim they don’t identify with either political platform even though they agree with certain things within the political system from each side.

“That Tim guy really is a Super-Statist.” “Right? He belittles those on opposing sides but adopts their ideas as he sees fit. What a Super-Statist.”

by VegiNugget August 23, 2022

Deep-statist

When someone gets so deep in deep-state monkey business, that it is no longer possible to tell if they are a state actor or not. Even for the agencies that may or may not be employing him.

Did you see Ron got indicted by the DOJ yesterday?

Yeah man, he's full blown deep-statist.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

AP Statistics

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.

Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.

by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016