STARGAZER

An obscure early JRPG for the NES only released in Japan. It is infamous for how absolutely atrocious it is, having incomprehensible spiriting, bad art, invisible towns, random warp tiles that bring you back to the beginning of the game, an insane number of bugs, huge balancing issues, terrible UI, starting back at Lv0 every time you load a save, allowing you to get completely stuck and soft locked if you didn't bring enough keys, etc. It is often regarded in japan as the "legendary shitty game" which is quite the accomplishment. Regardless, a massive patch/ROM Hack exists for the NES version that fixes the bugs and graphics so the game is actually playable, (it's still bad though) and a full remake made in RPG Maker XP also exists. No English translation of either the NES or RPG Maker version has ever been made due to the game's obscurity.

Guy 1: "Dragon Warrior II is by far the worst JRPG on the NES."
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"

by KrimsonKatt January 13, 2022

Stargazing

Butterfly kisses to the booty hole.

Make sure you wipe yo ass before I go stargazing... miss me with that pink-eye shit!

by Ms. Martha March 20, 2019

Stargazing

The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification

My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.

by The Dapper Gentleman October 23, 2019

Stargazing

In the tampon fandom; To have sex outside under that stars.

Laura & Carmilla were stargazing in Season 2 episode 5.

by LostInFandoms June 23, 2015

Stargazing

when you tell your parents that you are attending your friend's 'birthday party' while all invited guests are really down at the beach playing spin the stick and making out with eachother. also, when some of your friends decide to 'sidestep' for the males attending this party and later feel extreme regret for this decision. ;-)

Jp told his parents we were at the beach stargazing, while in fact everybody was making out with eachother and sidestepping.

by Breezy2917 January 2, 2006

stargazer

a cute jersey chick you meet at the bar, who falls while skiing. she is however pretty dam awesome.

i met this awesome stargazer at the mountain this week

by ceasar palace June 17, 2012

Stargazer Lilly

One of the most stunning and perhaps most celebrated lily varieties is the stargazer lily. Known for its striking blooms and heavenly scent, the stargazer is a fantastic choice for a number of occasions. Delicate, bold, and fragrant all at once, stargazers can say Congratulations, I'm Sorry, and everything in between.

The best boy friends buy you this flower cause they know you are worth it!

The stargazer has added a new layer to the already rich legacy of lilies, which have been a significant floral symbol for centuries. In ancient mythology and in folklore from around the world, the lily has appeared as a deeply spiritual and philosophical metaphor. Developed in the latter part of the 20th century, the stargazer lily is a recent addition to the lily family, but this unique and rather exotic hybrid has rapidly risen in popularity to become one of the most adored and sought-after of all lily varieties.
ts dazzling appearance and seductive scent has resulted in a flower that can really make an entrance. Stargazers are floral celebrities – bold, beautiful and dramatic – and they're sure to make that statement for you, whatever the occasion may be.

Stargazer Lilly
Mary: Oh my what kind of flower is that? there so beautiful

Jake: Its a Stargazer Lilly, and yes it is beautiful, but so are you

by mdubs911 April 23, 2009