Stinkapotamus

A person who has access to a shower, toothbrush, hairbrush, and washing machine, yet severely lacks proper hygiene.

I don`t understand how you can be a stinkapotamus when you make 7 figures.

In elementary school the stinkapotamus will always get bullied.

by PThompson92 May 28, 2013

stinkopotamus

A stinky hippopotamus.

Giraffe: "That hippopotamus stinks!"
Zebra: "Must be a stinkopotamus."

by susc0176 May 10, 2011

Stinkopotamus

A dog, usually a black lab, that is stinky and fat like a hippotamus. He is sooo cute that real words are enough, you have to make new ones up.

My dog is a stinkopotamus

by Loki the irish orange tabby ca March 4, 2011

Skankopotamus

A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.

That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.

by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016

shankopotamus

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

stankopotomus

an eldery person with a stanky genital region

dayummmmmmmm.... dat owld cracka is a stankopotomus. shyt.

dun go 2 no old person home, you gon cach da stankopotomus.

dat john mccain is uh stankopotomus.

by stankadoo March 16, 2009

stinkapotamus

When the area where you legs join together commonly referred to as your ass smells of a three week dead hippo. The smell has been told in legends to be the cause of the extinction of several african species. The smells is not to be messed with, scientists have tried to recreate the smell only to succumb to it's devastating odor and pass away.

You my friend are one stinkapotamus.

by boomdelacow July 26, 2011