Stanced up

Claiming a pose of authority or aggression.

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.

by YeaMS September 10, 2016

wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

stanathan

A couple name for the actors Stana Katic and Nathan Fillion who star in the ABC drama Castle.

I am such a Stanathan shipper

by jmb3h88 October 8, 2011

Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

by Musician WAG November 23, 2009

european standard

To have a penis that is uncut, how many men in Europe have.

She was freaked out by the European standard.

by FunnyItrytobe April 15, 2017

Standard Boozing

Widely accepted as being a massive lash-up in which serious and possibly unacceptable amounts of alcohol are consumed; almost always for the enjoyment of others and in most (but not all) cases, the consumer themselves.

A) "This night looks like it has potential to be raucous. Standard boozing is in order to keep the night in check."

B) 'John': "Plans for this evening?"
'Tim': "Standard boozing"

by lashdog March 31, 2013

dumb n*gga stance

When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.

"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."

by RokkNinja December 20, 2016