Stargazing 

The act of responding to a message that was posted either way earlier in a conversation or an otherwise long time ago.

Derived from the premise of watching stars from very far away, where the light you see from them is billions years old and far from when it was originally sent in your direction.

John: "had some hella good pizza the other night" — 4 hours ago

John: "btw how did your game this evening go" — 3 minutes ago

Bella: "omg what kinda pizza was it" — a minute ago

John: "stop stargazing, Bella" — Now

Stargazing by wetpudding January 10, 2022

Stargazing 

Butterfly kisses to the booty hole.

Make sure you wipe yo ass before I go stargazing... miss me with that pink-eye shit!

Stargazing by Ms. Martha March 20, 2019

Stargazing 

The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification

My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.

Stargazing by The Dapper Gentleman October 23, 2019

stargazing 

When you get obsessed with the life of celebrities to the point, that they become like real friends to you and you maybe forget about your real friends and yourself

“You spend way too much time stargazing”

stargazing by rainbowbird April 24, 2018

Stargazing 

In the tampon fandom; To have sex outside under that stars.

Laura & Carmilla were stargazing in Season 2 episode 5.

Stargazing by LostInFandoms June 23, 2015

Stargazing 

when you tell your parents that you are attending your friend's 'birthday party' while all invited guests are really down at the beach playing spin the stick and making out with eachother. also, when some of your friends decide to 'sidestep' for the males attending this party and later feel extreme regret for this decision. ;-)

Jp told his parents we were at the beach stargazing, while in fact everybody was making out with eachother and sidestepping.

Stargazing by Breezy2917 January 2, 2006

stargazing 

watching your money while it makes you more money

man 1 : my money's doing backfips woah!

man 2: naw man you're stargazing

stargazing by sirkushtalot September 6, 2018