SSDD

same shit, different dick: when a women enters a new relationship with a new man after being let down by the last, just to find out that he's an even bigger asshole then the previous one

I thought that he was the one, but it turned out to be just SSDD.

by luccafire August 8, 2009

SSDD

Full meaning of these letters are "Same Shit Different Day"

When someone asks how your day is going?
Reply; "SSDD" (same shit different day)

by BigDaddyDinkus April 20, 2017

SSDD

the word SSDD
is
same shirt different day

sally:hey how are u
jim:oh im good just SSDD
sally:aww that sucks
jim:ahah i no right
sally:ya well ill talk to you later
jim:ok bye
sally:bye

by THISguyISawsome June 27, 2009

SSDD

Sexiest Dick on the net. Fucking respect is demanded!

SSDD ownes me. Or. SSDD is the sexiest man I have ever seen.

by Sky April 10, 2005

ssdd

same shit different day

mother: Peter, how was your school day today?

teenager Peter: oh, you know how it for an idiotager like myself...ssdd

mother: what does ssdd stand for again? (sighs, oh you teenagers, with all those acronyms)

Peter: it stands for, lol same shit different day.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2013

SSDD

(Strong sexual desire disorder) this is when u feel horny but like wayyy too much

Omg i have serious ssdd its ridiculous i need to hook up with someone

by Slangsdefeo May 15, 2018

ssdd

As opposed, to: "No news, good news", ssdd stands for: "Same Shit, Different Day" (ssdd): where the status quo means that the same exact shit you already were in before, is still exactly the same shit, that day. YEAAAH!

"How was work today, honey?"

"Same shit, different day (ssdd). Nothing ever changes in that place."

by udfuku November 17, 2025