squonk

adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.

That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.

by Chris Kreft March 27, 2008

squink

Contraction of squid ink;to obfuscate

He didn't really have any proof. All he did was add more squink to the argument.

by Caligula Jones February 15, 2008

squonk

Squonk has no meaning. It defines everything you want, you can use it for everything you want.

Dude you're really squonk

This is really squonk!

by binkelderg February 2, 2019

squonk

A word I use in band to confuse Ethan

Me: Squonk
Ethan: What's a squonk
Me: You don't know what a squonk is?

by squonk sire February 28, 2020

Squink

A word to diffuse second hand embarrassment

(in front of a large crowd)
Person one: I like *insert unrequited crush*
Person two: SQUINK

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018

squink

verb - to complain, especially about trivial matters. (squinking)
noun - a person, especially my daughter, who is "high maintenance."
Adverb - Squinky, squinkish

v. She certainly does squink a lot.
v. If you don't stop that squinking, I don't know what I'll do!
n. He pinched her cheek and declared, "You're a cute little squink!"
adv. "Stop being so squinky!" She said to the three year old.

by Jim Hulme April 21, 2006

squonk

A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.

"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"

by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 8, 2010