squneeze

The process of crossing your legs and squeezing whilst sneezing to avoid peeing yourself. A common problem found among women who have given birth and/or reached a certain age.

Valerie tried valiantly to squneeze unobtrusively, in hopes of keeping a little of her dignity.

by Dianasilver July 28, 2016

squnter

Someone who hunts and kills squirrels

Conrad tagged out on squirrels today he is a magnificent squnter

by Jack Rabbit 28 October 13, 2017

Squngus

Verb; To squeeze someone so hard that they shit themselves.

"Did you squngus Jeremy last night?"
"Yeah, I squngused him hard."

by Corpsesayswords May 17, 2018

Squnch

Squeezed a bunch.

Gemma was squnched in her Papa's chair.

by Yppit August 13, 2018

squnnel

a term for any hole (chiefly the bussy) with the implication that it will be attacked if left unprotected

mommy's squnnies

my squnnel is augmented

by mommyslittlesqunny July 22, 2022

squnter

One who hunts squirrels.

Conrad came home with four squirrels from his most recent hunting trip. He is a great squnter.

by alyon321 October 13, 2017

Squnk

Little brother.

Hey Squnk, what are you up to tonight?

by yoji January 5, 2004