The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day
Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits
or
Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
or
Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
by Barry Pap April 29, 2003
He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.
by gooz January 12, 2004
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by Riotsquit September 18, 2017
A contraction combining "just" and "quit". Used when someone does something stupid. Can also be used as a comment on a MySpace picture, especially when the person tries too hard to be cooler, prettier, or generally more attractive than they really are. Can be used anytime "just quit" is appropriate.
Person 1: horrible dancing
Person 2: "'squit"
White person 1: "yo"
White person 2: "'squit"
Nerd 1: posts a picture of themselves on MySpace in which they try to be cool
Nerd 2: comments saying 'squit
Person 2: "'squit"
White person 1: "yo"
White person 2: "'squit"
Nerd 1: posts a picture of themselves on MySpace in which they try to be cool
Nerd 2: comments saying 'squit
by Ally Bally :) June 13, 2009
The action of opening a females or males ass with a ass clamp and pouring your favorite cereal in with milk in there and eat that, after that you drink the milk with a spoon
by 20L6 January 04, 2017