squished rat

when you press your exposed dick against glass and or a window and it gives the appearance of a hairless rat squished against a window

jon was walking past a mcdonalds ran up to the window and showed the people inside his squished rat

by allergy August 5, 2006

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Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008

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squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018

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Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

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easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.

"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb

by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

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