Squirpily

the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.

Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.

by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011

Squirtigo

To squirt so long and hard that your equilibrium is disturbed. Side effects include severe dehydration, massive fluid loss, and/or unconsciousness.

This one chick I nailed with squirtigo, straight ruined the paint on my ceiling from the enormous water pressure flow from her gushing vagina. What a rush...literally.

by Super soaker July 19, 2013

Squirtains

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

Gerber Squirtin'

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010

Squirtistics

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.

Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow

by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

Squirting Penoch

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax

Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012